The short answer is: we do whatever helps. We have the capability of creating an insane range of deliverables. Have a look around to check out our abilities in more detail. Most of all, I, Terminator the Stickman, will personally see to it that our workforce is nice to you and easy to deal with.
It's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
The little paper that the government sent us says that we've been around for almost 5 years. But before that we were doing this same stuff for another four under the oppression of cubical farms. So the answer is either 5 or 9, depending on the actual question.
Sometimes, still images don't get the job done. These kids today need things blowing up! You ever try to make a picture of something blowing up? It just looks like an explosion.
That's why we've come up with a revolution in advertising. Imagine, for a moment, pictures... but they move... like life... with sound... and calliope music. Do not dare steal our idea. You're the only one we've told about this. If we end up seeing this out in the world, we'll know it was you that leaked it. (And we will kill you. With kindness. And a poison dart.)
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